Seemingly every week arrows will appear, defacing trees and signposts, that mock and taunt us; whispering the words "THEY'RE COMING...".
This is evidence of cyclists marking their territory as they plan to invade Cranleigh and the surrounding areas, and should be considered an act of war.
At the first sighting of such an arrow, this must be reported to the CCB for the following to happen;
- The organiser of the event to be identified in order for angry emails to be sent before, during and after the event
- KOCs to share their past experiences of these events
- KOCs to share what they anticipate will happen at these events, which should be no less than armageddon
- KOCs to be ready and vigilant when they run the gauntlet of mixing with the lycra-louts on the identified day
The heightened awareness this post brings means that no lycra activity should go unnoticed. This was exhibited by Sister Sharonn and Brother Gary who reported back how they took the fight to the streets, bravely tooting their horn at two cyclists riding two abreast. Did they ride single file? "Did they heck!!!!"
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