Not forgetting Rule 1, all cyclists are evil, the number of cyclists dictate the level / intensity of direction they must receive via the CCB. When faced with reporting news of a large group , it is often worth opening with "I don't mind the lone cyclist or someone commuting to work" first, to give the oncoming justice to appear more rounded.
This does give the same impression as "some of my best friends are cyclists" but no one will believe that a) you have befriended a cyclists or b) cyclists have friends.
The optimum number of cyclists in a group (or "murder of cyclists") is defined by the formula as n-1, where n is the actual number of cyclists observed. The preferred value for "n" is of course 1.
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