Market Day is a sacred day in Cranleigh. A wonderful day where KOCs should be able to wander, unhindered, between stalls looking for free tasting samples, say something agreeable, promise to come back later and then never do.
The mere presence of lycra in or around Cranleigh on this day of holy days should be considered an attack on the free world. Who do they think they are? They can't possibly walk away from a stall, balancing free overpriced chutney on a rice cracker, at the required speed in their clickety-clack shoes they wear.
On Market Day there is a dispensation to Rule 6, in that the 24 minutes commences upon leaving the Market Area so to allow sufficient evidence gathering time. No point posting half baked comments; the CCB will need details of how the entire day was ruined.
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