The Cranlinati

The village of Cranleigh is plagued by cyclists, at near biblical levels. These are the rules for you, the Keeper of Cranleigh (known hereon in as the KOC) of how to keep fellow sufferers updated on the Cranleigh Community Board (on facebook and known hereon in as the CCB). While this is inspired for the community of Cranleigh, this can be applied to any broadminded village that suffers from those in Lycra. Any suggestions for new rules can be sent to cranlinati@gmail.com.

Thursday, 9 August 2018

Rule 20: Picture that

No social media post would be the same without embellishing it with pictures to make your point. When it comes to ridiculing the lycra there is no depths that you cannot sink to. Want to liken cyclists to one of the most famous child abusers of all time? No problem, upload at your leisure as we can see from this fine example posted in the CCB.

Other examples of the work on the CCB is to post overweight people writhing around in lycra for the pure purpose of our own amusement.

1 comment:

neilp25 September 2018 at 01:46
A fine example https://twitter.com/neil_p/status/1042789558998523905/photo/1
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