- Lights that are impossible to be seen yet too blinky and be blinding
- Cyclists can be seen on the pavement but also on the road and not on the pavement
The village of Cranleigh is plagued by cyclists, at near biblical levels. These are the rules for you, the Keeper of Cranleigh (known hereon in as the KOC) of how to keep fellow sufferers updated on the Cranleigh Community Board (on facebook and known hereon in as the CCB). While this is inspired for the community of Cranleigh, this can be applied to any broadminded village that suffers from those in Lycra. Any suggestions for new rules can be sent to cranlinati@gmail.com.
Thursday, 16 January 2020
Rule 27: Goldilocks and the three abreast
The Keepers of Cranleigh have an obligation to point out exactly what is wrong with cyclists; that's a given. The advice can / should cover a complete range of complaints to ensure there is no doubt how annoying they are and therefore follow the "Goldilocks Rule". I.e. a cyclist may be travelling too slow and too fast at the same time but NEVER at a speed that is just right.
Other examples can include;
It is also important to point out that any KOC may, when delayed by a cyclist on their journey, stop and spend time informing the cyclist of these facts.
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